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Ralek Gracie is one of nine children born to UFC co-founder Rorion Gracie. He holds a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, awarded by his grandfather Helio Gracie.
Ralek is undefeated, at 3-0 in mixed martial arts. And he is brave.
In his first fight, he defeated Katsuyori Shibata at 3:05 of Round 1. Although Shibata went on from the loss to go 2-10-1, at the time he was undefeated at 2-0. For just his second fight, Ralek took a fight with the legendary Mirko Cro Cop. The Croation superstriker suffered an injury in training, so Ralek beat Alavutdin Gadzhiyev instead. That one ended three seconds faster than his first fight.
In his third fight, Ralek defeated via decision “The Gracie Killer” Kazushi Sakuraba. Although Saku was at this point diminished, and would lose his final four fights, he had previously defeated Royler Gracie, Royce Gracie, Renzo Gracie, and Ryan Gracie (RIP). Ralek’s final fight was a decision loss to Hisaki Kato at Bellator MMA 170 on 1/21/2017.
In addition to being a good professional fighter, Ralek is enterprising. He founded the extremely popular all-pro, submission-only Metamoris via online PPV. This was a major catalyst for the pro grappling industry.
And all that said, Ralek Gracie is not a rapper. In fact, he is the worst rapper in martial arts history.
Comments on the social network were telling:
•This gives me motivation to train… in another sport.
•Considering he had to use a bolt cutter to get into the academy, he’s also a G without a key.
•I’ve been wearing my gi to the club for the last 10 years waiting for the DJ to play this song. Hasn’t happened yet, but …
•Tony Ferguson is the type of guy to watch this to condition his ears.
•In the name of every single person in Brazil, I would like to apologize for that song.
G-In-A-Gi Lyrics
A G in a Gi!
A G in a Gi!
A G in a Gi!
Who is he?!
A G in a Gi!
A G in a Gi!
A G in a Gi!
A G in a Gi!
Plato, Socrates
Shakespeare: Rock with me
A G in a Gi philosophy
They couldn’t put it down this properly!
You could be anything you wanna be
As for me? I’m a G in Gi!
That’s a white uniform
Not a white T
No, not a white T
No, not a white T
I rock the kimono
Like I’m rockin’ with Bono
You don’t know judo?
You don’t know jiu-jitsu?
You could be Guido
The guy with the Speedo
Lookin’ at me wrong with his eye on my pedo
I tried to f— him up but he fled to Puerto Rico
He fled to Puerto Rico
He fled to Puerto Rico
Step it up now
Walk a tightrope
Do your moonwalk
Rear naked choke
I don’t know you
You don’t know me
All is said and done I’m just a G in a gi
One of these days we’ll all be free
Until then I’m a G in a gi!
Who do you think you are, huh?
Livin’ like a uh f—in star
Just bought a brand new car, huh?
How could you take it that far?
I make one jam and they all wanna frown
From here to Afghanistan, it’s all goin’ down
I try to come hard, but they wanna hear a clown
A G in a gi couldn’t make that sound
Oh, yes he did!
Oh, let’s begin!
Oh, it’s us again?
Bring a friend!
A G in a gi might start the party
But you don’t need a gi, all you need is Bacardi
Bring a CD and some Bob Marley
This s— could get heavy like tons of broccoli!
Step it up now
Walk a tightrope
Do a moonwalk
Rear naked choke
I don’t know you
You don’t know me
All is said and done I’m just a G in a gi
One of these days we’ll all be free
Until then I’m a G in a gi!
Who made this beat?
It’s so complete
Ralek Gracie?
Wait, who is he?
Doesn’t he fight?
What’s he doin’ on the mic?
What’s he doin’ in the club all night?
Movin’ his hips like he’s got a fight
He should be home and gettin’ the life!
This s— could get hot!
Habaneros
And just in case
I brought the scarecrows
Dorothy tried to get back to Kansas
But then I grabbed her arm and I wrapped a bandage
Her feet were startin’ to hurt, so I had to manage
I threw her up high til she hit the fan, kid
Step it up now
Walk a tightrope
Do a moonwalk
Rear naked choke
I don’t know you
You don’t know me
All is said and done I’m just a G in a gi
One of these days we’ll all be free
Until then I’m Ralek Gracie
Don’t judge me
I won’t judge you
I’m a G in a gi
You could never see through
…Jiu jitsu!
…Jiu jitsu!
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