Martial arts are awesome in general. Whether your goal is to learn how to defend yourself, get in better shape, or find camaraderie you’re pretty much guaranteed to find a martial art that will tickle your fancy. That’s awesome. But what about fake martial arts? You’d likely be quick to dismiss them, and you’d be wrong! Those ones can be super bad@ss too. Don’t believe me? Have a look at the 3 most awesome fake martial arts you should learn right now!

3) Saitama’s One Punch

One-Punch Man’s Saitama has a (really uncommon) problem: he is overpowered. How is that a problem? Well, he is SO overpowered that he can’t find someone who can give him a challenge. Saitama decided to become a hero after having no choice but to fight back a monster. Since then, he has gone through a secret training regimen (so secret that I shared it with you in the picture above!) that has lead him to become so strong that he can destroy freaking planets with a single punch. He’s so strong that he actually has to hold back so he doesn’t get bored while fighting! Talk about a mean right hand.

2) Hokuto Shinken

Let me tell you right away, the Hokuto Shinken is pretty fu**ing devastating. Utilized by Fist of the North Star’s main protagonist Kenshiro, it allows you to use your body’s full potential so you can hit your opponent’s 708 secret pressure points (no less!). The result? Well your opponent ends up being basically destroyed from within. Ok, hold on, I have to head to the nearest secret dojo so I can learn how to make livers explode with a single strike too.

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1) The Vulcan neck pinch

Star Trek’s Spock is someone you don’t want to mess with. On top of being a pretty accomplished scientific the guy can fight, too. Oh, and he doesn’t need flashy kicks or intricate techniques to fight off enemies. Nope. All he need is a simple pressure on someone’s neck and BAM, job’s done. There’s something awesome about someone who could neutralize you with a simple touch, and without even hurting you in the process no less!

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