As Halloween quickly approaches it is no surprise that there has been an increase in all things scary, e.g. decorations, television shows, upcoming movies, and even pranks, particularly pranks that are recorded and posted to YouTube.

This year, however, a new trend, well, rather a resurrected trend, has arisen: the insane and violent clown. Just check out this image below from a YouTube video of a real-life insane and violent clown prank.

Remember, neither www.mixedmartialarts.com nor myself promote street fighting or physical acts of violence in any form or fashion but there are those occasions that arise which simply require that you defend yourself or you may, in fact, lose your life at the expense of a crazed and violent clown attempting to be funny.

These are situations that your safety and your life depends on your knowledge and ability to perform in a self-defense situation…enter martial artist/actor Michael Jai White and the ultimate master and 11th-degree black belt of the system he created, Ameri-Do-Te, Master Ken.

Michael Jai White and Master Ken are here to ensure that you stay safe, are always prepared, and properly know how to defend yourself against these crazed, violent, and not-so-funny Barnum and Bailey rejects.

Believe it or not, there is a correct way and an incorrect way of fighting a clown. I know that it sounds silly, no pun intended, however; this can make the difference in effectively neutralizing the situation and becoming the laughing stock of millions of people on YouTube.

So do you want to be a YouTube sensation for your remarkable work defending yourself against these crazed creatures or would you rather be dead? Check out the video below to learn how to fight a clown…

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Jacob C. Stevens is a lifelong athlete and cerebral martial arts enthusiast who is also skilled in the art of linguistic manipulation, his published work, Afterthoughts and Handgrenades, can be found here…