Walking around on a crowded subway with your chest puffed out and challenging all comers is probably not the wisest journey to embark on— it may even wind up being one you wake up from like some kind of bad dream. Unfortunately, for the instigator shown here, this nightmare is not one he woke up from in the comfort of his own bed.

After repeatedly antagonizing a fellow subway patron, the shirtless male attempts to strike him. Thankfully, the passenger uses his bike to block the strikes, but that’s exactly when the rowdy bully decides to turn his attention to another subway passenger who calls him a weirdo as he walks by.

The remark sends the bully into a rage. Reliable advice for any future subway bullies out there who hate being called a weirdo: put a shirt on before you start your bullying on subways. Better yet, forgo the whole bullying on subways thing altogether… because that would make you weird, and being called a weirdo really seems to upset subway bullies.

At this point, the irate male goes on a threatening rant about why one should not call him a weirdo. Things look like they’re about to turn physical once more, but thankfully a third subway patron steps into the picture and administers a choke hold from behind— easing the troubled bully to sleep before he undoubtedly awakes to the soothing arms of the police officers who are awaiting him at the next stop.

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Shawn Cooper is a former editor at UGO.com, and current freelance writer, video editor, musician and suspected samurai jedi knight. On top of being an avid combat sports fan, he trains as a martial artist in boxing and Muay Thai.