We all have experienced the struggle; we are simply trying to enjoy a quick, inexpensive, albeit not the healthiest available option, meal at one of the world’s most dominant fast food restaurants, McDonald’s of course, when some inexplicably annoying and loud patron ruins our dining experience.

Many of us have thought, more often than not, What I wouldn’t give to be able to put this guy in his place without any consequences. This is quickly followed up, for myself anyways, by thoughts of what I would have done, could do, or if my kids weren’t there, or fill in the blank.

Once I leave the fast food joint I quickly play out all of the scenarios in my mind of how this fantasy altercation would have gone down with me receiving plenty of praises and accolades for my astounding act of heroism…

In the end I find myself drowning my unheeded sorrows in spicy mustard sauce lamenting on how I will take action next time.

What we witness here is what I presume most guys wish they would have done…take matters into their own hands. The gentleman, or hero if you will, is off screen for the beginning of the video but appears when he has decided that enough is finally enough and he will no longer stand for his dining experience to be interrupted by such shenanigans from the loud mouthed, overbearing hooligan.

He approaches our belligerent villain, who is soon to become his unworthy adversary, and proceeds to try and speak to the man. The man who has worked himself up into quite the fit proceeds to forego using his big boy words, as we refer to normal refined speech in my household, and decides to go for the not so effective head butt tactic. The results, as you can witness below, end in no other way than what we would hope for.

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Jacob C. Stevens is a lifelong athlete and cerebral martial arts enthusiast who is also skilled in the art of linguistic manipulation, his published work, Afterthoughts and Handgrenades, can be found here.