UFC women’s bantamweight champion Miesha Tate is possessed of an abundance of remarkable qualities. She is courageous, tenacious, intelligent, popular, quick-thinking, focused, faithful, resourceful, and relentless.

And she has a great ass.

Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department Officer Russel Mettke became a viral hit last weekend, when that fact appeared to have not escaped his attention. His defenders claim he was looking for donuts, but we are not entirely convinced.

You be the judge.

When Tate saw the offending video, she was of course appalled, reported him to his superiors, and started a campaign to bring public attention to the growing national problem of ogler cops. Her campaign’s website is replete with instructive images of what not to check out.

Don’t ogle here:

Or here:

Or here:

By following these simple directions, we can all help make the world better than average.

Actually, Miesha Tate is cooler than absolute zero, so she went over to the LVMPD, and applied the harsh Code of Hammurabi – an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, and an ogle for an ogle.

Tate survived the ogling and went on to submit Holly Holm in the fifth and final round at UFC 196 on Saturday. Her first title defense is expected to be vs. Ronda Rousey, although she has expressed doubt that Rowdy’s heart remains in the Octagon.

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