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On the latest episode of the Tommy Toe Hold show, UFC champion Daniel Cormier and the last man to hold his belt, Jon Jones, square off in formal debate.

Please remember the TTHS show is fictional and the fighters are impersonated for comedic value.

Tommy Toe Hold: Mr. Huge Balls [Daniel Cormier] you won the coin toss before we came on the air, so you will answer first tonight.

Daniel Cormier: You hear that Jon? I won the coin toss. My first victory of the night.

Jon Jones: Respectfully Daniel, I am amazed you even beat me at something that was 100% pure chance. That’s how much suck.

Daniel Cormier: Ok Jon Jones, you clearly don’t understand how chance works.

Jon Jones: Ya, I do. You suck so much p*ssy, that you break the laws of chance.

Daniel Cormier: Is that what you think Jon?

Jon Jones: I literally think that.

Daniel: You think I’m going to stand here and let you break the laws of mathematics Jon?