Have you ever heard the world’s dirtiest limerick? As you might imagine, there are a lot of curse words, so dada is substituted for the words that aren’t fit to be published.

da DA da da DA da da DA
da DA da da DA da da DA
da DA da da DA
da DA da da DA
da DA da da cocksucking asshole

That is about how it went when Nate Diaz and Conor McGregor faced off digitally with ‘Jay and Dan’ on FOX Sports Live.

It began during the physical faceoff when McGregor slapped Diaz’s hand to the side, and the pair were separated by UFC president Dana White. The pair then continued to fight by other means.

If the video is geoblocked, you can also catch the action via Twitter.

https://twitter.com/FOXSportsLive/status/705643729042866176

McGregor is known as the best trash talker in combat sports since Muhammad Ali. Diaz is known for speaking his mind honestly, but often prefers to let his beloved boxing and Jiu-Jitsu speak eloquently for him. This time however, Diaz gave every bit as good as he got.

McGregor started it by calling Diaz a “rank, mangled, dog hearted, hell hated lewdster.” Nate Diaz has never backed down a single second in his life, and riposted by accusing ‘Notorious’ of “playing touch butt in the park with a dork with a pony tail.”

Actually, we have no idea what was said between the two, as the FOX beepers were in full effect, on a near continuous basis. However, it is believed that the US Marines have secured an unedited version of the tape for direction on proper elocution. And for the record, the “playing touch butt in the park” one is a verbatim quote.

UFC featherweight champion fights lightweight Nate Diaz at welterweight on Saturday night in the co main event of UFC 196.

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