When a domestic dispute carries over to the public’s eye in this technological age someone, somewhere is going to have a recording device. This is exactly what happens as we watch this scenario unfold.

Apparently the couple featured is having a less than pleasant afternoon in which the son is determined to put an end to.

Just by listening to the context of the conversation it is probably safe to assume that the gentleman has been, at the least, threatening to lay his hands on his not-so-happy significant other, while the woman is claiming that he has already engaged in such activity not once but twice.

Having had enough of the talk, a challenge, or even ultimatum if you will is laid down by the damsel in distress’ offspring.

The protective son proceeds to tell the man that he should go ahead and hit his mother. Not being convinced that the simple instruction is going to be convincing enough on its own he decides the best course of action is to use a not so mother-friendly term for the female genitalia to insinuate that the man is less than a man and quite frankly is scared to hit his mother.

An unorthodox tactic indeed however; especially giving the circumstances and the fact that we are watching the unruly actions of a heterosexual couple (quite possibly on the outs at this point, if not then I would definitely recommend some sort of marital counseling), is being employed here so that a rage-filled, testosterone laced young man can chivalrously defend his mother’s honor which, in the end, certainly did not go unnoticed.

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Jacob C. Stevens is a lifelong athlete and cerebral martial arts enthusiast who is also skilled in the art of linguistic manipulation, his published work, Afterthoughts and Hand Grenades, can be found here.