Sh*t happens, so it’s always wise to expect the unexpected in a street fight situation, and apparently that includes facing up to the possibility that your opponent might just crap himself in the middle of the altercation

It’s not clear why the man in the blue orderly scrubs had become involved in this street fight, but it’s clear he has some knowledge of grappling as the video begins with him successfully executing a double-leg takedown and then secured his position in full mount by grape-vining both of his opponents’ legs.

So far so good for the orderly, or at least that’s the way it appeared at first glance, but upon closer inspection it became apparent that while he was winning the fight, he had already lost the battle with his bowels.

Oh my god, he sh*t himself! a female bystander could be heard shouting in disgust as a suspicious dark patch appeared on the nether regions of the orderly’s blue trousers.

Those watching voiced their disgust and amusement at the crappy situation unfolding in front of them, but in the words of 90’s rap act Cypress Hill, When the sh*t goes down, you’d better be ready, and so the orderly remained focused on the task at hand, continuing to maintain his mount.

There appeared to be little in the way of sympathy for the orderly’s plight at this point, and even less when he manifested Dr. Hannibal Lecter by telling his opponent that, I’ll bite your head off.

That resulted in his evening going from bad to worse as a male bystander intervened by repeatedly slapping him on the head and stamping hard on one of his hands while informing him, you ain’t biting sh*t, son!

At that point the orderly agreed to get up, but didn’t back up his words with action, prompting a female onlooker to remind him, in the unlikely event that he’d forgotten, that he’d just dropped a deuce.

Listen sir, you sh*t yourself, the woman said in a matter-of-fact tone. Get off of him.

In the end the orderly had to be hauled off of his opponent, and was then sent off on what was presumably a rather uncomfortable walk of shame in search of the nearest restroom.