Youtube Sensation discovered cageside

Mixed Martial Arts is the world’s fastest growing and most exciting sport – at any given moment something can happen that makes you exclaim “HOLY F—— S—!!!”

The fighters are as brave as Medieval knights, and generally as accesible as your next door enighbor.

And then there are the asses in seats.

MiddleEasy’s LayzieTheSavage attended Superior Cage Combat 4 in Las Vegas, noticed a shot-addled, shambling fan with a Throwdown hat on way too tight, and turned on his camera. Dubbed by Dan Hardy as Youtube Sensation, the sport may have a new “Just Bleed” guy.

“I watch Ultimate Fighter”

“He is like a baby anaconda, he don’t know how to choke yet”

“FUCK PETA, I got shotguns bitches”

Dana White: “Good to meet you bro”

Youtube Sensation: “Yeh, it is!”