White on Rogan fighting in UFC, Rousey pregnancy
Dana White: “That same website said that Ronda Rousey was pregnant and she was going to continue to fight while she was pregnant and I got her pregnant. OKAY?!?!?”
If you have a lot of friends on Facebook, some odd MMA stories have been hard to miss in your news feed lately:
•Joe Rogan Kills Mountain Lion Outside Comedy Club
•Ronda Rousey Pregnant, Still Plans to Fight During Pregnancy
•Joe Rogan To Fight In The UFC
UFC president Dana White was recently asked if Joe Rogan really was going to be fighting in the UFC?
“It came from this website that I won’t even mention,” said White as transcribed by Thomas Myers for MMAMania. “But I’ll tell you this: that same website said that Ronda Rousey was pregnant and she was going to continue to fight while she was pregnant and I got her pregnant. OKAY?!?!? That’s the website that said that. If you believe that then you’ll believe just about anything.”
The tall tales all originated from Empire Sports. Other recent headlines include:
•Eco-Friendly Law Forces NASCAR Drivers To Race In Electric Cars
•UFC Ref Big John McCarthy Beaten Up At Los Angeles Costco
•Donald Sterling Releases Sex Tape With V Stiviano; Possibly The Most Disturbing Thing You’ll Ever See
•Scientific Study Shows Massive Percentage of UFC Fans Use Steroids
•Erin Andrews Suspended From Fox Sports; Forced To Finish High School
•UFC Added To The 2016 Rio Olympics
•High School Gym Teacher Suspended For Making Girls Play Shirts v. Skins Basketball Games
•Survey: Men Afraid To Fantasize About Ronda Rousey
•Miley Cyrus Kicked Out Of Derby Party After Fight With Porn Star Ron Jeremy
•UFC Trying To Attract More Female Viewers, Staging Nude Fights
They say that people don’t read on the Internet; they certainly don’t read the fine print. Empire Sports has a disclaimer link on every page:
Empire Sports is a satirical and entertainment website. Empire Sports uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.
So the next time you see a goofy story from Empire Sports, do the right thing, and prank your stupider friends by adding it to your Facebook page.