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WELCOME TO THE MMA RESTAURANT!
Today’s Recommendations
Starter – A selection of delicacies from our tap-us bar.
Fish Course – The Bisping Flounder, caught with a hook.
Meat course – Our mutton dish, the Sakura-baaaaaa with Mashida potatoes and Arlovski pea-peas
Today’s Special – The Jackson Special – Your food runs away from you.
Dessert – the Rousey – a delightfully acidic tart
Also features an extensive Gracie Menu
87 pages to explain 12 menu items… constantly references how they invented food, 72 pictures of watermelon juice, costs 3x as much as regular restaurant
BEVERAGES
Machida Lemonade
An old family recipe.
Brittney’s Milkshake
It brings all the boys to the yard.
Big and Lil’ Egg Nog servings
Seasonal
STRONG DRINK
Sams Stout – Pairs well with Dong Hyun Kimchi
Stangebrew Pale Ale
The Tanktini, a liter of Stoli over ice.
The Paul Daley Shot
Where you take a nasty shot after last call.
APPETIZERS
Kimbo’s Bread
James Head Cheese
Fedor Emelianenko’s “The Last Empanada”
Spam Phan
The Rashad Evans Smoked Salmon
It’s got a kick to it.
The Jon ‘Boneless’ Jones
Boneless chicken and extra long wings.
The Keith Hackney
Bowl of Nuts.
BURGERS , SANDWICHES, SOUPS, and SALADS
The Genki Sudough Meatless Burger
We are all bun.
Baroni Burger
BEST EVA!
The GSPizza
Extra greasy.
The Unmotivated BJ Penn Burger
Extra tender, large, and fatty patty. You’ll quit on your stool because you won’t to be able to finish this bad boy.
Brian Bowles of Chili.
Randy Couture Cream of Cauliflower Ear Soup
James Te Huna Tuna Salad.
The Ben Askren Burger
Impossible to finish, no one likes it except that one guy who says, “If you knew what you were eating, you’d love ever bite of it.”
BJ Penn’s PB&J
Brian Stannwich
1/2 price with military ID
The “In a Rush” Breakfast Sandwich
Eggs, Cheese, and Canadian Bacon, served extra greasy on a croissant.
SIDES
Don’s Fries
Rice Cerrone
The Bas Rutten
Livershot and Onions
Phil De Fries with Ketchup
The Chuck Kongo
Battered meatballs.
ENTREES
The Gil Melendez
It’s great, you just can’t have it here.
Fujitas Fajitas
The Anderson Silva
GOAT steak.
The Dan Henderson Plate
You can’t finish it.
The 151
A meal that customers buy tickets, hotel rooms, and airfare for, but then it doesn’t get served.
The Ubereem Special
Horse meat steak.
The Bas Rutten
There’s no food; just a broken plate that’s best used as a stabbing device in case another patron insults your wife.
Tha Rumble Johnson
All you can eat buffet.
The Big Nog
Carrot fed side of donkey.
Jon Fitch Turkey Dinner
Plate comes smothered in gravy, blanketed with mashed potatoes, covered with stuffing – sure to put you right to sleep.
Chicken ‘Tiki’ Masala
DESSERTS
The Diaz Gogoplatter
Comes with real chocolate. The only bad part is that your waitress never shows up with your food.
Chocolate Al Cake
Ground and Pound Cake
The Sonnen Sundae
Perfect after a BBQ.
Gabe Ruediger
Cake.
Gegard Chocolate Mousasi
The Joe Sonutty Sundae.
Stefan Streudal
Served only on 2nd floor.
The Dennis Hallman Banana Split Sundae
Served in a purple dish.
BREAKFAST MENU
The Dana White Meat Breakfast Burrito
For those mornings when you wake up and bad shit happens.
The Lorenza Frittata
The Matt Hughes Country Breakfast
It’s all fresh game.
KIDS MENU
Bring your little ones to try out any selection on the new Alpha kids menu
A go bag is available for any Arianny Celeftover.
And when The MMA Restaurant closes, please take advantage of the Last Ian McCall.
