Werdum vs. Tarverdyan expert color commentary

If you only follow one fighter in mixed martial arts, make it Derrick Lewis – his compelling content runneth over. The UFC used to give cash awards for best Twitter. If they still had it, Lewis would be paid more than Conor McGregor.

In his latest, he shares a video by the amazing Blasted MMA. On the documentary, a voice does color commentary for the fight between Fabricio ‘No F***s Given’ Werdum vs. Edmond ‘Career Killer’ Tarverdyan.

“Werdum is a Jiu-Jitsu fighter,” begins the commentator, over the sounds the original UFC music intro. “While coach Tarverdyan uses angry, incoherent shouting, that terrorizes the neighborhood children. Everything else is virtually identical.

“As things get underway, referee Tiny Brock Lesnar gives the signal to fight, and both men rush the center of the Octagon, and Werdum gets there first, a big victory in what promises to be an epic battle of wills.

“Undaunted, Tarverdyan counters with his signature angry yelling, and Werdum is visibly shaken. We can only speculate that Tarverdyan offered to coach Werdum, which would surely spell the end of Fabricio’s career.

“Now here, Werdum wonders if some kind of angry troll has wandered into the Octagon, and he throws a push kick, to check if he’s a hallucinating. He’s not – this is actually happening. Instantly, Werdum is in a fighting stance.

“Then in a surprise turn of events, Tarverdyan’s corner throws in the towel, realizing Edmond is seconds from death. And
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It’s over.”

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