War Machine offers liver, kidney, and sperm on ebay

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If any lesbian couples or straight couples need sperm to make a super baby with my genes let me know. I got straight A’s in high school, my grandfather was a dentist, I am a professional athlete and good looking. If you need some sperm let me know. I need to make money to gte my fiance out of immigration detention! Lawyers cost ALOT!

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From twittter

“If you know someone who needs a kidney or piece of liver hit me up NO JOKE! I’m healthy and FOR SALE! …Pass it along to any well off sick friends or family NO JOKE! …My fiance is in immigration jail and I have two other court cases in Vegas…I NEED money! Someone needs LIFE! Let’s do it! I’m the most loyal son of a bitch there is! I sell my organs for the people I love! I’m serious! This is win win! I get $$ your fam-LIFE! …If a lesbian couple needs some sperm from a bad ass like me hit me up too!”

“BTW the other night I lost a bet and that’s why I posted that whole kidney/liver thing…lol…you fuckers are SO GULLIBLE. I love stirring”

“I just cut my arm with a knife! A Z for my girl! So wat! …I just carved a Z in my arm with my knife and put ink in it for my fiance! Fcuk it so drunk!”