Valentines Day: @JoeLauzon + @MiguelTorresMMA
@MiguelTorresMMA: In the cage, dreams are realized and reassessed. Balance is maintained with brute force and perfect technique. I love…
@MiguelTorresMMA: In the cage, dreams are realized and reassessed. Balance is maintained with brute force and perfect technique. I love this sport.
@MiguelTorresMMA: I don’t know if you know this, I consider myself a bit of a loner. A one man wolf pack.
@JoeLauzon: Can I join your pack? It can grow by one. There will be two of us in the wolf pack… you alone first, and then I join
@MiguelTorresMMA: my pack has now grown by 1. Now the hunt for hookers and cocaine begins. Don’t put a roofie in my drink.
@JoeLauzon: The hangover would have been pretty lame with no roofies..
@MiguelTorresMMA: true but let’s remember what happens when we assemble. Wouldn’t want to be punched by Tyson or stun gunned in the nutts.
@JoeLauzon: rule #1: no touching of the hair or face! Wolf pack assemble! #anchormanMeetsHangover
@MiguelTorresMMA: Wolfpack Rule 16. 80% of the time it works all the time.
@JoeLauzon: Seriously, I don’t care what happens. I don’t care if we kill someone.
@MiguelTorresMMA: First we pick up Dorothy Mantooth, then we can dominate the world. Lost lives is just the cost of victory.
@JoeLauzon: @MiguelTorresMMA is everyones problem. Thats because every time he goes up in the air, he’s unsafe. I don’t like him because he’s dangerous.
@MiguelTorresMMA: @JoeLauzon does not cheat death, he wins fair and square.
@JoeLauzon: It’s a trick. Get an axe. (one of the all time-greats)
@JoeLauzon: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is my boomstick! Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
@MiguelTorresMMA: @JoeLauzon Choke yourself… not with your hands, with my hands numb nutts. I am working on this Jedi mind trick as we speak.
@JoeLauzon: @MiguelTorresMMA A 1,000 nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun! Then we will fight in the shade.
@MiguelTorresMMA: @MiguelTorresmma & @JoeLauzon are the gruesome twosome. The Shaolin and the Wu-Tang…could be dangerous.
@JoeLauzon: @MiguelTorresMMA I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get some frozen yogurt, or perhaps a whole meal of food, if that would be agreeable.
@JoeLauzon: What do you call cheese thats not yours?
@MiguelTorresMMA: Is that a trick question @JoeLauzon, everything is mine. Ownership does not exist to me, only what I want or what don’t want.
@JoeLauzon: Miguel Government Torres!!
@MiguelTorresMMA: Rule 22. Everything for everyone and nothing for ourselves, except for us.
@MiguelTorresMMA: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party. The party with the pants. Alright, let’s go…
Don’t act like your not impressed. -Miguel Torres, has a party in his pants.
twitter.com/ufc: @kurtpellegrino / @kenny_florian & @markkmunoz / @JokerGuymon bromances are so last month. This V Day, it’s @JoeLauzon and @MiguelTorresMMA
