UFC on FOX 2 pre fight press con highlights

The UFC on FOX 2 pre fight press con was on of the most entertaining in memory, as evidenced by this highlight vdeo.

Chael shows up with the belt.

I took his belt like a gangster in the night. I walked in and took it like a welcher on a football bet. If he wants his belt back, he can come get it. But, as far as I’m concerned, he’s as relevant as Mike Tyson. The only thing he hasn’t done is announce his retirement. He should paint his face, gain 100 pounds, sit in the third row and hope that somebody remembers who they are because neither of those guys matter anymore.

“Chael’s nuts” Dana explains, adding “I have to have a separate press onference to stop all the stuff Chael says.”

Bisping reponds to a question by asking for a question “from a real reporter.”

Chael busts a rhyme:

“You’re looking at the reflection of perfection, the one that gets all your attention.

You’re looking at the man with the biggest arms, the man with the greatest charm,

And the man who came to Chicago to do a lot of harm to the guy three doors down.”

Davis to Rashad:

“Cocaine’s a hell of a drug. It’s crazy what the kids do nowadays. I encourage imagination and it’s good that he has that, but no. He’ll never beat me in wrestling. Not thumb wrestling. Not anything of the sort. Alright?”

Rashad to Davis:

“If I wrestled you in college I guarantee I would beat you. If we wrestled right now I guarantee I would beat you. Your technique is trash. You won a college championship off junk. You could not win on an international level because you have trash technique.”

Davis to Rashad:

“Wow.”

Rashad to Davis:

“You don’t punch nobody hard. Phil can’t hit. Phil punches with his hands open and everything. He couldn’t bust a grape. Phil looking like Arsenio Hall and John Salley had a baby.”

Davis to Rashad:

“That’s true.”

Demian Maia:

“I like Chael, he’s funny. And he’s a very good athlete. He has proven against Anderson, and after Anderson’s fight, against Stann, he did pretty well. I hope one day we can fight for the title again. Not again for the title. but we can fight again, for the title. For his title (points at Chael’s replica belt).” Laughs.

Bisping:

“The best fighter doesn’t always win, the one who fights best wins. He can keep his fake belt and shove it up his ass.”

Chael to Bisping:

“Whatcha gonna do, when you know who?

How ya gonna deal, with the man of steel?

How ya gonna react to Sonnen’s attack?

Tune in on the 28th! 8 p.m. Eastern Time! You’ll find out who

the

real

champion

is.”

Holds belt over head.