Technology is driving attention spans ever shorter.
People used to take out a piece of paper, and a pen, spend time putting down thought, without the benefit of a back space, and then put it into envelope, put a stamp on that, and the stamped envelope went into a mail box. Then neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stayed brave couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. Now people text 143 4EAE BF BFN.
Porn used to be shown in theaters, albeit dubious ones, and the movies had plots that rivaled those of a kung fu movie. Now the plot is boing oing oing and the theaters are everywhere, including your pocket.
So our friend Tommy Toe Hold now compacts the entire PPV show into 60 seconds. So if you missed it, have a listen. And if you saw it, have a listen too.
It’s funny.
Not to be outdone, the ever tremendous Zombie Prophet, who deserves to be in the Internet MMA Hall of Fame – seriously – did the UFC 198 main event in two seconds.
https://twitter.com/ZPGIFs/status/731880149688455168
And in case you wanted to get quick results the old way …
UFC 198 took place Saturday, May 14th, in Brazil and was headlined by a heavyweight title fight between champion Fabricio Werdum and challenger Stipe Miocic.
Main Card (Live on PPV, 10:00 PM ET)
•StipeMiocic defeated FabricioWerdum by KO (Punch, Round 1, 2:47)
?•Jacare Souza defeated VitorBelfort by TKO (Strikes, Round 1, 4:38
?•CrisCyborg defeated Leslie Smith by TKO (Strikes, Round 1, 1:21)
?•Maurício Rua defeated Corey Anderson by Split Decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)
?•Bryan Barberena defeated WarleyAlves by Unanimous Decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28)
Preliminary Card (Live Fox Sports 1, 8:00 PM ET)
?•Demian Maia defeated Matt Brown by Submission (RNC, Round 3, 4:31)
?•Thiago Santos defeated Nate Marquardt by Knockout (Punch, Round 1, 3;39)
?•FrancisoTrinaldo defeated YancyMedeiros by Unanimous Decision (29-26, 30-27, 30-26)
?•John Lineker defeated Rob Font by Unanimous Decision
Preliminary Bouts (Live on UFC Fight Pass, 6:00 PM ET)
?•AntônioRogérioNogueira defeated Patrick Cummins by TKO (Strikes, Round 1, 4:52)
?•SérgioMoraes vs. LuanChagas declared Split Draw (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)
?•Renato Moicano defeated ZubairaTukhugov by Split Decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)
