You play tennis and you play golf and you even play football, but you don’t play mixed martial arts. MMA is a fight, a real fight, with blood, sweat, and tears.

But sometimes it is funny. And there lies the greatest mystery of UFC 168. Science has to answer what Is the biological basis of consciousness, and what is dark matter made of? At UFC 168 we had why did Anderson Silva’s leg break, and why wouldn’t Ronda Rousey shake Miesha Tate’s hand?

But looming above all was the great question… who farted? At the midpoint of the second round of John Howard vs. Siyar Bahadurzada, there was the unmistakable sound of a gigantic fart on the telecast:

Who was the Gaseous Clay? 

Although there is an edict passed down through the generations that he who denies it always supplies it, Howard denied it.

I think it was him, said Howard. I don’t think it was me. I’m pretty sure it was him.

So that means it could be Howard, or Siyar.

Girls don’t poop, so they can’t fart, so that clears Rousey and Tate.

Was it Rogan or Goldie? Hackers from Anonymous??!? Now UFC president Dana White has solved the mystery.

Dana White @DanaWhite

OMFG fart of the night will surely will go to cameraman 4, night is young tho! #UFC168

And proof that farts are not just funny to guys.