Tim Kennedy pulled a gun on USADA tester
UFC star pulled a gun on steroid tester
A recent Onnit Fight Night event, saw Tim Kennedy, Yves Edwards, and Ian ‘Uncle Creepy’ McCall doing commentary.
As this was not a usual MMA event, some background is in order.
Onnit is an Austin, Texas-based human performance optimization company, focused on supplements, equipment, and information. Onnit Fight Night was a smoker, and streamed live on YouTube. It featured eight kickboxing bouts, capped by Whitney Miller vs. River Fuller.
Miller, the girlfriend of Onnit founder Aubrey Marcus, is an insanely hot Miss United States 2012 and Jiu-Jitsu devotee. Fuller is a hot Missouri badass, with NFG tattooed on the inside of her lip.
The commentators are all three highly skilled raconteurs, but no one touched Kennedy’s story of pulling a gun on a USADA tester.
USADA is the independent performance enhancing drug testing agency selected by the UFC to test every fighter on the roster, worldwide. The tests are comprehensive, and random. Unfortunately, random means someone has to show up at the fighter’s home unannounced, demanding pee.
Kennedy has an open message to Daesh to come find him, and takes security seriously. He also founded Sheepdog Response, to teach others how to take their security seriously. The combination led to a great story.
“USADA’s definitely cleaning house. … Usually every time I walk home, to my door, there’s a USADA person waiting for me,” said Kennedy. “They know my kids’ names, and my dogs’ names.”
Funny story,” said Kennedy, accurately. “One of the new USADA guys – I live, obviously, not downtown. So it took a minute to get to my house, and there’s this truck that’s like taking all the same turns to get to my house.
“So I punch it, and go up into my driveway, and I hop out of my car, gun drawn. This is right after ISIS gives the threats that they’re trying to kill me.
“This poor USADA guy sticks his hands out of the truck window. He’s like ‘I’M FROM USADA! PLEASE DON’T KILL ME!! I’M JUST HERE TO GET YOUR PEE!!!’
“So I gave him my pee … AND LEAD. Nah, I didn’t shoot him.”
Uncle Creepy had the last word.
“You were shooting something at him,” quipped McCall.
If you, too, want to learn to be a badass like world ranked UFC fighter, Ranger Qualified Green Beret, decorated combat veteran awarded the Bronze Star for valor under fire, Special Forces Sniper who can put four shots into a one-inch grouping with an assault rifle while on the move Tim Kennedy, please check out Sheepdog Response.
Incidentally, although the Onnit Fight Night was a smoker, with no winners, Whitney Miller won.
