At 6-foot-4, 265 pounds and with a fighting nickname of “The Thrashing Machine,” Tim Hague may have been the most unlikely kindergarten teacher since Arnold Schwarzenegger asked a bunch of rugrats, “Who is your daddy, and what does he do?”
Hague, just a few days removed from an impressive octagon debut at UFC 98, enjoyed the job.
But when his small Canadian town produced only two kindergarten-ready students, his job was cut. Another opportunity, though, was right around the corner.





