There’s wild cats stalking MMA
The 2011 international best seller The Tiger is a gripping story set outside a remote village in Russia’s Far East, where a man-eating tiger is on the prowl. It’s here.
The 2011 international best seller The Tiger is a gripping story of man pitted against nature’s most fearsome and efficient predator – outside a remote village in Russia’s Far East a man-eating tiger is on the prowl.
We know how they felt.
First in the MMA space to feel the terrible effects of the tiger was Interim featherweight champion Conor McGregor.
Next to fall prey was Mike Chiesa.
Chiesa also fell to Bigfoot.
Bigfoot too was marked permanently with a big foot, but this is losing the narrative, and getting silly.
Now another member of the five big cats in the genus Panthera has struck, paying no heed to sex. Reclusive introvert Bec Rawlings has been done by a leopard.
The leopard is known to strike non fighters as well.
It is not known who will next meet the same fate, but animal attacks of this nature are a fact of life in the caged jungle.
Brave victims include …
Ivan Salaverry – Chicken.
Aleks Emelianenko – My Little Pony. If you read the UG Aleks, I am kidding. And sorry. Sir.
Glasgow, Scotland’s David Haggstrom – unicorn cat.
And lastly, Alan Belcher – Hog.
To find out who falls next, check The UnderGround, tomorrow.