Tank Abbott: I could knock out Brock Lesnar in :10 seconds

“… please. I can knock Brock Lesnar out in 10 seconds. You know, I was in the professional wrestling business for a while and I love the sport and I love the boys. But when you’re a little bitch, all steroided out … and I’m not talking about him, I’m just talking about someone that would look like him, and you get punched in the face and you run the other way like a girl; that’s not what you’re in there for. You’re supposed to sit there and exchange, not run. And you’re asking me, could I knock him out? Not only could I knock him out, I would like to jump up and down on his head afterwards.”