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Stupid MMA offshoots

Human beings are naturally inventive. Someone invents the wheel and after a time the world has 1,000,000,000 cars. Human beings,…

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Chris Palmquist
March 26, 2012 · 1 min read
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Human beings are naturally inventive. Someone invents the wheel and after a time the world has 1,000,000,000 cars.

Human beings, many of them, are also stupid, and when something world-changing comes along, they take it in a stupid direction.

Humans, or at least the guys ones, have an inherent drive to see who can beat who in a physical fight. Thus was MMA born, from our DNA.

But you can count on some human beings to take it in a stupid direction, as seen below.

Tag Team MMA

Three man MMA lite

ShockFights

 X-Arm

Midget MMA

Don’t imagine for a moment that the depths of human stupidity have yet to be dredged. No one has tried blindfolded MMA, MMA while tied together, or side by side bungee jumping MMA, for example.

The only thing you can be sure of is that someone, somewhere, is going to try to improve on the world’s greatest sport, and the result will be … stupid.

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