Ronda & Mayhem sittin’ in a Tweet

Jason “Mayhem” Miller and “Rowdy” Ronda Rousey have never met formally, but the pair have enganged in enough good natured banter on Twitter that if they haven’t, they should.

Jason Mayhem Miller ‏@mayhemmiller

Last night I had a dream I slept with Rhonda Rousey, and now my elbow is dislocated.

Jason Mayhem Miller ‏@mayhemmiller

it was totally worth it

Ronda Rousey ‏@RondaRousey

that wasn’t a dream, i just put you to sleep first =P

Jason Mayhem Miller ‏@mayhemmiller

don’t fricken tease me with that @RondaRousey! If we were about to hump I would’ve hit pads and grappled for 10 minutes so I dont gas out.

@benfowlkesmma

I become unreasonably angry whenever anyone references ‘Romeo & Juliet’ as if it was some wonderful love…

Jason Mayhem Miller ‏@mayhemmiller

it’s because you never loved a chick so bad that you self-mutilated.

Jason Mayhem Miller ‏@mayhemmiller

I hope the French are right, and no matter how horrible the pain before, the moment of death feels like orgasm.

Ronda Rousey ‏@RondaRousey

Look what I found while #twathing : middleeasy

@jimgramm

what is #twathing ?

Ronda Rousey ‏@RondaRousey

tweeting while bathing

Jason Mayhem Miller ‏@mayhemmiller

cool.I am currently #twacking

Ronda Rousey ‏@RondaRousey

lol does that mean what I think it means? Or do u just put my mind in the gutter?

Jason Mayhem Miller ‏@mayhemmiller

come on girl, your mind is already in the gutter, I just roll it over and have my way with it.

Ronda Rousey ‏@RondaRousey

lmao damn! We haven’t even formally met yet and you already know me way too well mr miller….

Jason Mayhem Miller ‏@mayhemmiller

I heard yo mama was an arm snapper too. Awesome.

Ronda Rousey ‏@RondaRousey

she just wasnt on tv, this is her right after she won the 1984 world championships in Vienna, Austria

Jason Mayhem Miller ‏@mayhemmiller

@RondaRousey @thecodymckenzie “NEED MIDGETS”I am in need of midgets to punch, in preparation for UFC fight. $$$ payment on top of my fridge

Ronda Rousey ‏@RondaRousey

@mayhemmiller @thecodymckenzie LMAO that’s pretty brilliant actually thank you we’ll probably use it 😉

Chris ‏@Caboose613

@RondaRousey @mayhemmiller you 2 should formerly meet on the @joerogan podcast! you both are overdue for an appearance! 🙂

Ronda Rousey ‏@RondaRousey

@Caboose613 @mayhemmiller @joerogan that’s a cool idea actually – make it happen joe!

Read entire Twitter… (Ronda Rousey)

Read entire Twitter… (Jason Mayhem)

Should they ever come to, ummm, pass, it is not immediately apparent what Brangelina name the pair could assume?

Mayda = Aunt from Long Island

Mildy = There are cleaners for that

Ronson = Frozen food brand

Rouson = Brazilian BJJ expert

Only time will tell, maybe with an assist from Joe Hogan 🙂