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Patrick Swayze Tribute: Ten things “Roadhouse” taught us about fighting

In honor of Swayze, here are the ten most important fighting lessons that you can take away from Roadhouse: 1….

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Chris Palmquist
September 15, 2009 · 1 min read
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In honor of Swayze, here are the ten most important fighting lessons that you can take away from Roadhouse:

1. That dude probably has a knife blade in his boot.

2. And he is too stupid to have a good time.

3. Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee, and he’ll drop like a stone.

4. If things get really hairy, call Sam Elliot.

5. Be nice.Until it’s time to not be nice.

6. If you’re gonna have a pet, keep it on a leash.

7. When a man sticks a gun in your face, you got two choices. You can die, or you can kill the motherfucker.

8. Pain don’t hurt.

9. Being called a cocksucker isn’t personal. It’s just two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response.

10. No one ever wins a fight.

RIP, big guy.You will be missed.

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