New online Chael Sonnen quote generator

Chael Sonnen provides enough controversial sound bites for an entire sport. Now they have been gathered in a single location: chaelsonnensaidso.com. A sampling appear below.

I’m a partner of the UFC and Anderson’s an employee. There’s a big difference. That’s why all the questions keep coming to me, because I give a coherent and clear answer that somebody wants to hear and he sits on a speakerphone on a car somewhere and says yes and no.

You’re lucky your brother Joe’s the matchmaker or you’d be sellin’ barbecued monkey on the street in Manaus.

Anderson just fired Ed Soares and replaced him with a Translation App he got on his phone for $14.95.

I want an easy fight. Anderson Silva, Wanderlei Silva. Either of the Silvas. Bigfoot Silva. They all suck. Gimme a Silva.

“In what parallel universe can you punch a man 300 times, he wraps his legs around your head for eight seconds and they declare him the winner?!

‘I’m Brock Lesnar. I’m Brock Lesnar. I’ve got this $5 hair cut and a knife tattooed on my chest.’ Well I’ll shove it up through your face if you get in Chael Sonnon’s way.

I come from a real sport. Wrestling is a real sport. That’s through the high schools and that’s through the colleges. Wrestling is in the Olympic games. You take me to Olympic Village and show me the ‘Moo-ee’ Thai venue and we’ll have another talk. I know what ‘Thai’ is; it is short for ‘Thailand.’ Who knows what ‘Moo-ee’ even means?

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