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New Mark Hunt action figure is … not right

Mark Hunt: “Why would u do this to me man boobs and penis on display why bleeeee why u do it. How dare u bastards.”

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Kirik Jenness
April 28, 2017 · 1 min read
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UFC heavyweight Mark Hunt is training for a fight with Derrick Lewis at UFC Fight Night 110 on June 11 at Vector Arena in Auckland, North Island, New Zealand. Fighting at the highest levels of mixed martial arts demands superhero skills – massive muscles and an indomitable will.

A company put together a Mark Hunt action figure, but they kind of left out the super parts of the Super Samoan. The figure is said to be made of 100% virgin material, unlikely given that he has six children. It is however internally consistent given the not so super size of the action figure’s Samoan.

“Why would u do this to me man boobs and penis on display why bleeeee why u do it,” asked Hunto. “How dare u bastards.”

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This is not the first time Mark Hunt has been given action figure treatment. The results have been varied.

To restore a sense of normalcy, here’s a cool fan-made promo about two guys about to beat each other up.

UFC Fight Night 110 will air on FOX Sports 1.

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