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Mixed martial arts suffers incalculable loss

Apparently due to the insatiable and unholy demands of Hollywood and his acting career, Don Frye’s mustache is no more. RIP mustache 1967*-2014.

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Chris Palmquist
April 26, 2014 · 1 min read
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Conservative commentators have long held that “Hollywood Values are characterized by decadence, narcissism, rampant drug use, extramarital sex leading to the spread of sexually-transmitted disease, abortion, lawlessness and the promotion of the homosexual agenda. Such values have a very negative influence on the life of individuals, and very often lead to death.”

And now they have really done it. Apparently due to the demands of acting, Don Frye’s mustache is no more.

RIP Don Frye’s mustache

1967*-2014

This would cause a cataclysmic shift in UG consensus all time Top 10 list, but luckily, Frye can grow it back by morning, so the list remains intact.

10. BJ Penn

9. Sexyama

8. Tito Ortiz

7. Cody McKenzie

6. Tom Lawlor (as Dan Severn)

5. Chuck Liddell

4. Mike Beltran

3. Dan Severn (as Dan Severn)

2. Ian McCall

1. Don Frye

*Frye reportedly grew the mustache when he was 2.

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