Limerick Clown with a water bottle challenges Conor McGregor

There have been reports worldwide of attacks by creepy clowns, some allegedly lethal. UFC featherweight champion Conor McGregor recently did a Q&A with The Lad Bible and offered his thoughts on the clown epidemic.

“I’ve seen that people are dressing up as clowns or something like that,” began McGregor, before he was asked what he would do it if happened to him.

“I would slap the head off of one,” McGregor replied emphatically. “You see some guy jumping out screaming in your face dressed in a clown mask? I’d slap the head off him, pull the clown mask off, and stick it up his a**. You know what I mean? What the f*** even is that? I don’t what the f*** even is that.

“Have people been killed or what? I haven’t heard that people have been killed. You’ve heard that maybe there’s stabbing and stuff like that but … I don’t know it’s f***ed up. I don’t know it’s f***ed up.

“Just don’t come near me in a clown suit. In fact, don’t come near me period. Come near me and I’ll slap the head off you anyway. But if you’re in a clown suit I’ll slap the head off you even more so.”

With the gauntlet laid down, it was only a matter of time before the clowns answered. The first to do was an Irish clown, with a water bottle, from Limerick’s The Asylum.

He was not jolly.

“Conor McGregor, I believe you threatened to beat the hell out of me,” began the Asylum Clown. “And shove my head up my a**. Well I dare you to come to The Asylum in Limerick where we will frighten the shyte out of you. I DARE YOU TO COME DOWN.”

“If you come down for five minutes, we’ll scare the life out of ya. And 15 minutes with me and you’ll be wanting a nappy, because you’ll be s****ing your pants. You’ll be going back to your mommy crying!”

And once again, Conor McGregor challenges lightweight champion Eddie Alvarez at UFC 205 on November 12, 2016, at Madison Square Garden in New York City, New York.