Joe Rogan will NOT be fighting CM Punk
Joe Lauzon on Twitter to the UFC: “Can we please see @joerogan welcome @CMPunk to the @UFC and be his first opponent?”
Phil Brooks, known in some circles as “CM Punk” and in others as “Virgin Nose,” recently signed with the UFC. The number of people who wanted to fight the untested newcomer was unprecedented. In cases like this, it may be useful to rely on The Cat in the Hat for guidance.
When you’ve mislaid a certain something, keep your cool and don’t get hot.
Calculatus eliminatus is the best friend that you’ve got.
Calculatus eliminatus always helps an awful lot.
The way to find a missing something is to find out where it’s not.
Thus to figure out who Punk will be fighting, it may be useful to determine who he isn’t fighting. For example, dead people. This exchange between UFC performance bonus leader Joe Lauzon and color commentator Joe Rogan scratched another one off the list.
Joe Lauzon @JoeLauzon
Can we please see @joerogan welcome @CMPunk to the @UFC and be his first opponent?
Joe Rogan @joerogan
I would break that drug test like a hammer hitting a carnival bell in a bugs bunny cartoon.
So UG, with Joe Rogan and dead people off the list, who does this leave for Brooks to fight?