How your girlfriend watches MMA
Hello, boys and girls, and welcome to the first ever edition of…hm, I have no name for this column. Any…
Hello, boys and girls, and welcome to the first ever edition of…hm, I have no name for this column. Any suggestions, dear readers? Well, let me explain what I will be doing here. I have been given me the task of superficially guessing who will win each fight on the upcoming fight card.
Now, I know nothing about sports and even less about fighting, and I will be guessing purely on looks and nicknames, just like your girlfriend might do, unless she’s into this kind of thing. If you’re one of those people who thinks it’s unfair to judge based on looks, well, I’m sorry you’re so ugly. But that’s the way this is going to go. Feel free to wander off if it isn’t your thing. Let’s begin, shall we?
