Hat thief goes international at UFC Rio

Mixed Martial Arts has thrived despite a host of hostile actors, including craven politicians, male grandmothers, and perhaps above all, the infamous phenomenon of hat thieving. At UFC 134, cap rustling has gone international.

Is nowhere now safe?

Legendary fighter Minotauro was likewise relieved of his lid.

In positive news, active counter measures by security thwarted an earlier attempt, on Edson Barboza.