Mitrione’s kidney stones have had an unexpected benefit.

The three most incredible things to ever go to auction are:
•United States 700 MHz FCC wireless spectrum;
•Leonardo da Vinci’s Codex Leicester;
•1936 Bugatti 57SC Atlantic;
•Pablo Picasso’s 1955 painting Les femmes d’Alger (Version ‘O’); and now …
•Fedor Emelianenko’s actual Glorious Sweater of Absolute Victory.

GSAV will be auctioned off soon to the highest bidder (Fedor not included) with the proceeds going to a yet to be named charity.

We had hoped that this would be a different circumstance, said Coker, as transcribed by MMAjunkie. What Fedor has agreed to do is he’s going to auction off the sweater, so we’re going to auction it off through the Bellator channels.

We’re going to announce how we’re going to do it soon. But we’re going to auction it off for a non-profit organization.

GSV has a mesmerizing effect on women.

And on tough guys.

GSP loves GSV, and gives it one ‘tum up.

GSV can even make Fedor laugh.

GSV is close, personal friends with the most powerful man in the world.

This is GSV with royalty, and Albert Alexandre Louis Pierre Grimaldi billionaire reigning monarch of the Principality of Monaco and head of the Princely House of Grimaldi, and a girl.

UFC president Dana White and former heavyweight champion Brock Lesnar know what’s up.

Moses knows.

GSV is a devout Orthodox Christian, and can be seen here celebrating Palm Sunday, with friends. As you will see, the woman at right is GSV’s mother.

GSV is a loyal, lifelong friend.

He never could. None of us can.

And now, for the small price of infinityone dollars, you, too, can own GSV.