Female fighter dating issues, by Jessica Eye

UFC bantamweight Jessica “Evil” Eye scored a split decision win over Sarah Kaufman earlier this month at UFC 166, but it hasn’t helped her get lucky. In fact, it made it harder to find someone to roll around with in the sheets.

Eye explained, during a recent appearance on Adam Hunter’s MMA Roasted.

Hunter enquired as to whether the comely Eye had a boyfriend?

“No, unfortunately,” said Eye. “Boys are scared of me. I think I’m too confident for them, but that’s a whole nother story.’

Hunter then asked Eye if she gets recognized on the street.

“Cleveland knows me,” she said. “I went out last night to a little retro-bar and I have this nice shiner. So someone kept looking at me, and the next thing you know, they came over and he was like, ‘You’re Jessica Eye, aren’t you?’ So, for the most part, Cleveland really knows me and how I am, or who I am. So I think that’s what kinda keeps me back from dating. Because now I’m in that position where I feel like when every time a guy talks to me it’s only because of who I am, and not really who I am, if that makes sense.”

Hunter understood, saying “right, they want to be known as the guy who hooked up with the UFC fighter.”

Not happening.

“Ain’t no man going to have that on me,” said Eye. “I’ll tell you what, there is no man running around Cleveland like, ‘Oh, I hit that!’ No you didn’t, you liar, because you ain’t getting none from me.”

Hunter, a comedian by trade, took the interview further into territory guys want to know about, but are afraid to ask.

“Wait, so you’ve never had sex before?” asked Hunter.

“Oh no, I never said that,” replied Eye. “But never out of a relationship… I don’t randomly sleep with people.”

Hunter pressed on.

“So how are you taking care of your needs? You’re a 27 year old girl, your estrogen level is probably up,” said Hunter. “You probably have a lot of extra, you know, juice flowing around. How do you take care of it?”

Eye replied obliquely.

“Well, let’s just, you know, I’m not going without my needs being required or met at any point, so…”

Undettered, Hunter cut to the quick.

“So,” he asked, “do you have a UFC vibrator?”

“No,” she explained. “I think that might be a little creepy considering I don’t think most fighters are very attractive. So, I mean, I don’t, no… no.”

Hunter then asked Eye about a suitable title for the interview.

“So Jessica Eye is single and horny, is that what we tell people in the heading?”

“Sure!” she replied. “Sure, sure, 100 percent.”

The pair then made a date for the next time Eye is in LA.

The UG collectively thought the time was right to be forward, and an appropriate piece of art was commissioned to communicate their deepest held wishes:

Check out the entire interview (1:08:34 mark):

Last word?

Yes, she doesn’t want you to ask her out.

 Jessica Eye @jessicaevileye

Yes I’m a single girl. It’s a choices & decision that I WANT. It’s not a invite for people to treat me like a dating site.just be cool damn!