Carwin announces end of Teh Ultimateest Fighting Carwinships (or UFC)
Breaking News From: Shane Carwin Edited: 04/02/11 12:41 PM Member Since: 10/11/06 Posts: 1062 I awoke to the sounds of…
Breaking News
From: Shane Carwin
Edited: 04/02/11 12:41 PM
Member Since: 10/11/06
Posts: 1062
I awoke to the sounds of Ferrari’s and expensive italian shoes in my driveway at almost midnight. I armed my self to find that it was the REAL UFC. I wont name names but I put away the guns as I was not worried about this crew.
I figured they were probably in Greeley partying for Spring Break and heard about my new shirt deal and needed fresh threads. I greeted them and they had their serious faces on and 50 cent was with them but only singing backdrop music.
They handed me a check so big I almost gassed out reading all of the zeros. That was it they told me that they liked a lot of the elements that our UFC had and they were going to keep things business as usual. They want to deal with Reggie Warren separately and with protection but I sold out. I think that makes me a sell out. We had a great run, and I think we made an impact even if it was for just one day in April.
-Carwin
Former Founder Bro of Teh UFC April 1, 2011-April 1, 2011 RIP
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From: Shane Carwin
Member Since: 10/11/06
Posts: 1045
We are starting a new fight promotion. It is called Teh Ultimateest Fighting Carwinships or (UFC). We are going to change the sport. Fighters will come first (after me), we have insurance (Geico), and I have the bald head to pull this off.
Please hit me up with an email if you would like to be selected. We just bought 3 Flip cameras so we will be Streaming our fights on YouTube.
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Mayhem13 – I have a sleeve of tats on one arm, some on my chest…and working on a sleeve for my other arm.
I am a LW, dont train much….but do a little. I also listen to punk music, and am willing to get crazy if put in a house and on camera.
got the job?
From: Shane Carwin
Member Since: 10/11/06
Posts: 1047
Shit you might become the VP but we will need you to hold a Flip for us
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From: Shane Carwin
Member Since: 10/11/06
Posts: 1048
If you do not use the word Bro do not even apply, we wont take you. Henna tattoos are okay but you have to get inked at some point!
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crowbar – Couldn`t find your e-mail Shane,but I`m down for this.I have not defended my title in a little over 3 years.
Hit me back.
From: Shane Carwin
Member Since: 10/11/06
Posts: 1050
Okay you can come since we do not have a belt. Bring your belt. It is okay if it is plastic we can add some fishing weights to make it feel like a real belt.
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From: Shane Carwin
Member Since: 10/11/06
Posts: 1051
My gawd I already have the FBI working on these stream websites.
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RickStorm –
From: Shane Carwin
Member Since: 10/11/06
Posts: 1052
Unless that logo is outlined in blood or better yet dripping blod from barb wire. Our mascot does not have to be bald but he does either need lines in his hair or a Faux Hawk would make us look more legit.
RickStorm –
From: Shane Carwin
Member Since: 10/11/06
Posts: 1053
Ric you are VP of Graphic Stuff you can’t use the word “design” in my UFC
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From: Shane Carwin
Member Since: 10/11/06
Posts: 1054
We just landed our first sponsor ladies and ladies. Choked Your Ass Out and SMEDIUM Tee’s are partnering up with Bedazzler and we will have $198.00 tees by this weekend.
One size fits most.
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TUFF-N-UFF – Shane, I know someone with the last name Gracie … Okay.. it isn’t his last name and it is actually a girl name Grace, a real one, but if we put it right on flyers, I think it could help sell tickets. is there something I can do?
From: Shane Carwin
Member Since: 10/11/06
Posts: 1055
Okay now we are stepping up the talent. If your boss is not afraid to allow you to work with us. We could use the kick butt light show that you have, and honestly we feel strongly in our marketing team (to be hired). So if you can bring in anyone with the name close to Gracie we will sit them in the front row. Grace would be acceptable and our announcer can slur the words to make it sound like Gracie.
you can be VP of Lights and Smoke and Mirrors
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OMGClayGuida – Hello, Shane.
You’re talking to a real Brit here. My stand-up is regarded as outstanding but I have no time for wrestling. Personally I think if you want to roll around on the floor for 15 minutes you should marry Vince McMahon. My accent is barely understandable to anyone outside the UK but I’m sure that fans will just find that both endearing and ferocious.
If need be I can come out to a stereotypical British song whilst walking a British Bulldog. My corner men also enjoy giving me cups of tea and scones in-between rounds.
Hopefully I’ve ticked enough boxes to get an invite into your organisation.
From: Shane Carwin
Member Since: 10/11/06
Posts: 1056
excellent you are in. we need a few cocky brits that can’t/wont Wrestle. Ideally you will talk tons of trash but sound real cool doing it. Any references to 80’s punk music or the Clash would be great. When I mean the Clash I am not talking Big Audio Dynamite or even the later 80’s pop version of what used to be a cool ska punk band.
I like where we can go with this.
God Save the Queen
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FABERLICIOUS – Can I be your token brown talent? I can def catch hispanic viewers attn….and i can get a brown pride on my lower back..
From: Shane Carwin
Member Since: 10/11/06
Posts: 1058
Not sure if we will allow any race wars on the squaragon. I will have my legal (when they are hired) contact you. But a guy tribal tramp stamp says elite mma fighter like nothing else
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Hemlock – If you are looking for a Canadian I am your man. I have a highly-contradictory day job to my fighting career, which is highly marketable (Rich Franklin, Shane Carwin et al). I am polite and own a suit. My accent is hysterical and lovable all at the same time.
From: Shane Carwin
Member Since: 10/11/06
Posts: 1057
Bro you need to say Bro. Come on Eh
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Other candidates for the new promotion include
