Bisping: F@$% YOU Brock Lesnar

UFC middleweight champion Michael Bisping appeared recently on Ric Flair’s podcast, and was asked how tough Brock Lesnar is. There are two triggers in the question. First, Brock Lesnar failed a performance enhancing drug test; he is currently checking his foot cream as a source of the failure, because that jacked white boy is on nothing but the training and the prayers. Really.

Second, until someone in MMA dies from PED abuse, no one has suffered more from it than Bisping. ‘The Count’ lost to Dan Henderson, who was legally on PEDs. He lost to Wanderlei Silva, who literally ran from a PED test, and was later suspended for years. He lost to Chael Sonnen, who was legally on PEDs, sort of, and was later suspended for years. And he lost to Vitor Belfort who was on PEDs legally, ish, sort of.

So Michael Bisping is not impressed with Brock Lesnar.

How tough do you think Brock Lesnar is? Listen I respect any man that steps into the octagon because it takes balls,” he began, as transcribed by BJPenn.com. “But if you have to go in there and take steroids to do it? F*** you, you cocky son of a b****. Kiss my a**. I will knock Brock Lesnar out with one f***ing punch. I will take him and throw him out of the octagon like the p**** that he is. Am I making myself clear?

“F*** Brock Lesnar! F*** steroids! F*** all you f***ing f***ots that want to come in here and take steroids. Am I making myself clear? I apologize for using that word, I shouldn’t have said that [f ***ots]. But, steroids have destroyed the sport and anyone that takes them, kiss my a**.

He’s a big son of a b***** but as I said, real men don’t cheat in a real fight. In your world you have to look good, you have to be big and it’s expected for the audience. You guys good for you, good for you. In a real fight we shouldn’t be cheating and taking steroids.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.