Arianny Celeste and Miguel Torres get speed roasted on The Burn
UGer Greg Southworth who is an MMA fighter/trainer and a UFC/Strikeforce credentialed media member for National Lampoon, took Miguel Torres,…
UGer Greg Southworth who is an MMA fighter/trainer and a UFC/Strikeforce credentialed media member for National Lampoon, took Miguel Torres, Arianny Celeste, and Arianny’s make up artist Lindsey, to Comedy Central for a taping of The Burn. Amy Schumer, Chelsea Peretti and Brody Stevens helped Jeff Ross with his roasting duties.
Southworth reports that Ronda Rousey was supposed to go, but UFC President Dana White called Saturday morning to take her to the SOA premiere, so look for Dana and Ronda both to be on The Burn next season.
Southworth also reported that not every burn made the video cut including asking Torres “Oh you’re a fighter – so that’s what happened to your face? I thought you were one of Chris Brown’s exes.”
Jeff Ross: I never realized UFC stood for Ugly F—ing Chicanos
Jeff Ross: What’s your record?
Miguel Torres: 45 and …
Jeff Ross: I mean criminal
Jeff Ross: So your job is to look pretty and count to 10?
Arianny Celeste: Five actually
Jeff Ross: I can count to two right now (referring to her cleavage)
Brody Stevens: I want to beat myself off into submission
Amy Schumer to Miguel Torres: Its smart that your girlfriend keeps you in that mullet so nobody f— you.
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