Anderson Silva vs. Chael Sonnen in Enter the Dragon

The auteur of funny MMA vids, BushidoAristotle, has crafted his latest, and potentially final video, a showdown between Anderson Silva and Chael Sonnen based on the greatest martial arts film that ever lived – Enter the Dragon.

Watch in awe as The Spider from Brazil and the Gangster from Oregon fight to the death on Dana White’s island fortress, of doom.

Not revealed in this scene is that the killing is in revenge for the Gangster sneaking into the Spider’s web, smacking his wife on the ass, and insisting on a steak, medium rare.

Rather than submit to the Gangster’s obscene wishes, Mrs. Spider gallantly ended her own life, with a bottle.