A lot of s*** you don’t know about Sean McCorkle
From: Sean McCorkle Member Since: 5/29/05 Posts: 9874 ….about me. Here are some random facts, and believe it or not,…
From: Sean McCorkle
Member Since: 5/29/05
Posts: 9874
….about me. Here are some random facts, and believe it or not, they’re actually all true:
While in L.A. one time, I drove all the way to Compton, and got my hair cut just for spite.
I once lost $1,200 in 15 minutes playing blackjack at an Indian casino, and said to the dealer, “Well, I guess that settles us up for Missouri”
The first time I met Nick Diaz, I literally feared for my safety.
I’ve never smoked marijuana in my life. Not even once.
I take a minimum of 3 showers a day. 4 if I’ve rolled with Matt Mitrione.
I once put it in a girl’s butt, and immediately afterwards said “Well, I guess now we know who’s boss.” She did not like it.
Despite my persona, I’m actually extremely shy, and not comfortable being the center of attention.
I would much rather be rich than famous.
I firmly believe that if you watch porn where 2 guys are doing it to 1 girl, you’re gay. If you’re white and watch porn with a black guy doing it to a a girl, you’re gay and want to have sex with a black guy. If you’re a girl and you watch porn by yourself, you’re just weird. And if you’re black or white, and you watch gay porn, you’re extremely gay.
I absolutely love everything about fighting in the UFC except for the 3 hours leading up to the fight.
I liked my life 5 years ago more than I like it now. And I liked my life 15 years ago more than I liked it 5 years ago.
If given my choice on women, I like dark hair, dark skin, dark eyes, dimples, and straight white teeth. Boob size is less important than the rest of the body.
I hate Celine Dion’s music, Oprah Winfrey’s show, and every politician’s guts.
I never left the UG. I didn’t create a thread for a whopping 5 weeks, and all of the sudden I “left the UG forever”
I accept everyone who adds me as a friend on facebook, and only ask that people be respectful. I have family on there.
Anytime I see a “fight” almost break out in an NBA game, I want more than anything to kick both players involved asses. I can’t stand the posturing and shit talking when they couldn’t and wouldn’t fight to save their lives.
Since I graduated high school, every 3 or 4 years I find myself thinking, “Man, if you’d have told me 3 years ago, that I’d be doing what I’m doing now, I’d have said you were crazy”
If I could choose any job assuming they all paid the same, I’d like to be a writer for Saturday Night Live.
Sometimes I just leave my house and drive for hours without really deciding where I’m going until I get there. I usually regret it especially when it’s time to drive back.
I’ve met some of the best friends I have on the UG. That’s either cool or sad, depending on how you look at it.
There’s plenty more, but I’m tired of typing, and out of funny shit to say.