15 reasons you want Dana White’s Job
15. Female Attention 14. The Power to Make Happen Whatever He Wants Jesus can turn water to wine…Jay Z can…
15. Female Attention
14. The Power to Make Happen Whatever He Wants
Jesus can turn water to wine…Jay Z can sell water to a well…that’s nothing, Dana can arrange GSP vs Diaz
13. Okay, Well Maybe Not Quite Everything
Indeed, with the exception of getting MMA sanctioned in New York, Dana has accomplished virtually any challenge he has undertaken. Oh, well maybe the signature of Fedor also eluded Dana. And if Bellator won’t let him have Eddie Alvarez and Hector Lombard, he might just buy them out too.
12. Receive Cuddles from Brock Lesnar
11. The Authority to Hire/Fire at Will
10. You Can Swear on the Job
9. The Desire to Give Back
Auctioning off of his well-publicised ensemble of statement t-shirts in the name of charity
8. Wider Philanthropy
Dana has become a national hero to the nation’s heroes by investing in those that vie for the liberty of their country, with the “Fight for the Troops” events.
7. The Ability and Willingness to Make Fans Very, Very Happy
6. Having a Monopoly
5. Being Filthy Rich
4. Hobnobbing with the Stars
3. Traveling in Style
When Dana/Lorenzo joke about installing an elevator at the Muhammad Ali museum because they can’t be bothered tackling the stairs, they probably aren’t joking.
2. The Freedom to Play Elaborate Pranks
1. The Opportunity to Goof Around with Your Childhood Friends All Day
