This video is a cartoon made by the wildly popular YouTube animator Mixed Martial Animations. It starts off with Jon Jones recovering from unconsciousness. You can hear a parody of Anderson Silva’s voice calling out for friends.

Then the Anderson character finds a switch and Mike Goldberg Silva and Jones discover they are in an underground prison with a TV. The TV begins to display static, then the Saw character appears. Goldberg attempts a comment, but the character shuts him down. Then it compliments Anderson’s pink shirts and Jon’s cartwheels before informing them that he kidnapped them to force them to fight.

Goldberg asks if he is there to commentate and the character says that if he wanted commentary he would have kidnapped Joe Rogan! He then says that he has attached bombs to their skulls. To prove it he blows up mike Goldberg. He says that the bombs are set to explode in 25 minutes but whoever wins the fight will be free to leave. If neither wins they will both die.

Jon immediately goes to inspect the door while Anderson wonders what his sensei Steven Seagal would do. A depiction of him eating fast food and breathing loudly appears in a thought bubble. He strains very hard before farting, breathing in relief and the bubble disappears. Pretty accurate. Jon informs him the door is impenetrable and Anderson says they have no choice but to fight.

A though bubble from Jon’s head shows Greg Jackson who instructs Jon to stay low with his hand on the ground to eliminate head kicks, shoot in when he gets close, and get creative. He also says if Jon loses he may invite Anderson to train at Jackson’s. Also pretty accurate.
In Anderson’s bubble, Seagal says to do the front kick he taught Anderson for Vitor Belfort.

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The fighters square off and Anderson KO’s Jon with the kick when Jon’s hands are on the ground. The Saw character reappears and protests the illegal action but Seagal informs him that he invented the kick before he was even born.

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