Full Bunny Contact is an extreme egg hunt/cage match, and insane Easter event.
FBC: The Game
FBC is headlined by this extreme event. Three people at a time, armed with Easter Baskets, are put in a caged-in field and will have 60 seconds to collect as many eggs as they can. Once the shot clock goes off three large Bunnies try to block them from being successful. This isn’t a football game, wrestling match or MMA fight. The key here is agility, quickness and smarts. You are not allowed to strike, grab or push the bunnies. Any illegal contact will automatically disqualify you. The bunnies are only allowed to target your eggs. They can block them, move them, kick them, grab them from your hand and swat them out of your basket.
To be clear, this isn’t Vegas. The eggs are worth chances for prizes, but no matter how successful you are, you are not paying your rent with the winnings. The more eggs you collect the different quality of prize you get. Prizes range from pretty friggin’ awesome to complete crap!
Up for grabs are gift certificates to local restaurants and bars, Gym Memberships, stuffed animals, tchotchkes, toys, wine or beer from the onsite bar, candy and cold hard cash (Dolla Dolla Bills Y’all)
This event is designed to bring out the athlete in you. You do it because it’s fun and you want to defeat the bunnies. It’s an adrenaline rush, more than you could ever imagine.
Other events include …
The Humiliating Hare
Taking a photo with the Easter Bunny and getting a lovely presentation of said photo as an adult is pretty weird. But if that bunny also dresses like a hobo and says mean things to you, it’s awesome.
SPECIAL EVENT GAME
Every Hour the Top Two Most Winningest Winners for FULL BUNNY CONTACT will vie to be able to compete as a SUMO BUNNY for a really cool prize (your dignity!)
Sumo Bunny Wrestling Hour
Get in the costume – It’s about 100 pounds and is a giant rabbit fat suit (like you are a bunny sumo wrestler). You will look stupid in this suit in front of a hundred of your closest friends and yet to be friends. Same game as the normal Cage match, except now you are wearing this suit (so is your opponent), and you have one egg to get – The Golden Egg.
As you enter you will say “what did i do to deserve this?”
And the answer is – you did very well at the MAIN EVENT!
