Woodley’s spermicide plans for Covington

On September 8 at UFC 228, UFC welterweight champion Tyron Woodley crushed Darren Till, but broke his own hand in the process. Now the injury is healed.

My hand is doing well, healing up nicely, said Woodley in Instagram as transcribed by Jed Meshew for MMA Fighting. I’m cleared to fight at the top of next year so the UFC is trying to figure out when I’m fighting. We already know who I’m fighting. January, February, March, one of those months. I’m looking at January 26 real closely. It’s kinda close though on my hand so we’ll see. If I can do it, you better believe it’s done. If I can’t do it then we might see me fighting in Vegas on March 2nd or London. I kinda don’t want to fight out of the country but I’m not gonna be trying to pick the location.

Woodley was originally scheduled to fight then interim champion Colby Covington at UFC 228, but Covington needed nasal surgery and couldn’t fight so his interim belt was stripped, and Woodley fought Till for the unified belt instead. But now Covington, a former sparring partner of Woodley’s, is next, and there’s no love lost between the pair.

Colby used to be my warmup guy, Woodley said. I hate to break the news to you, but I used to pay him to beat him up. 500 bucks a week plus food plus hotel plus rental car plus gun range plus entertainment plus personal trainers, pad work, massage therapy, yoga. I spoiled the little waste of sperm, now all of a sudden he’s bumping his gums.

The only person I don’t really f*** with is Colby because he knows he can’t beat me. There’s no chance. He wanted me to fight him injured with a f***ed up hand and I almost took the fight because I still would have beat him.

He gonna get beat up. He gonna get hurt, he gonna get embarrassed and hopefully retire so we don’t have to hear that terrible trash talk a second longer. It’s just gotten to the point right now where his name just makes my spirit vex.