I wish you all a very Happy New Year! Warmest thoughts, best wishes, peace, love, and prosperity, and all that stuff.

As for 2020, I have some wishes about that, too. I hope 2020 gets …
1. …heel hooked by Paul Harris enraged over a missing birthday cake;
2. …Von Flue’d by Ovince Saint Preux and Ezekiel choked by Aleksei Oleinik, at the same time;
3. … H-Bombed by Hendo, flying kneed by Jorge Masival, and uppercutted by Francis Ngannou, all at the same time;
4. … jumped into a lame gang via stomps from Shogun, Wand, Wes Simms, and Jay R. Palmer, all at the very same time;
5. … kicked in the nether region by Gabriel Gonzaga, pukes, and has to fight on and lose;
6. … promoted by Battleship;
7. … trash-talked by a Gangster from Oregon;
8. … commented on by that guy with the lipstick who said, These things happen…;
9. … to watch Dan Severn superfight Ken Shamrock, over and over, while drinking Xyience;
10. … to choose Reebok as its official apparel sponsor;
11. … torn knee ligaments with walking to media duties and then slips on a pipe while warming up for the big fight;
12. … represented in local government by Tito Ortiz; and, as all this happens,
13. … Brazilian fans chant Uh vai morrer” so loud that change vibrates off the table.

Feel free to add your thoughts on the year that’s mercifully over, and on what’s ahead for us.