We’ve all had the experience before: we are just minding our own business, trying to have a nice night out, enjoy the company of our significant other and maybe just relax after a long week. Enter the obnoxious, loudmouthed, cocky patron who just cannot seem to keep his mouth shut. This is normally accompanied by body language bravado as well as a host of other annoying mannerisms.

In the video below our instigator, the black man, appears to either have seen The Karate Kid one too many times, had a couple of brewskis too many, or simply does not respect the fellow restaurateur (white guy) he is trying to coax outside. After what seems to be a fo-karate stance, our instigator/annoying patron proceeds to tell the white guy exactly what is going to happen…

If you watch closely you will see him point to his elbow and exclaim, Watch this! Watch this! It’s going in your eye! Not taking too kindly to threats, and displaying great social awareness in realizing that no threat should be taken lightly, the white man proceeds to handle his business and take control of the situation before it escalates beyond control.

With a swift and well placed right hand, our annoying and cocky and unruly patron is sent statue-of-liberty-stiff-style to the ground and then, in what is probably the most overlooked aspect of this video, has insulted added to his injury. If you watch closely, you can see a female patron spit, yes, she projects bodily fluids, on the unconscious man and then proceed to hit him one more time for good measure.

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Jacob C. Stevens is a lifelong athlete and cerebral martial arts enthusiast who is also skilled in the art of linguistic manipulation, his published work, Afterthoughts and Handgrenades, can be found here.